Italian Fan Club

Zephyr Rovers have suddenly become popular in Italy and not it seems because Zephyr Chairman George Nash named his son Italian football legend Paolo Rossi. "It looks like we are getting a lot of web site hits because of John Cao" said Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall "it's a real pity that no one can kind find a photo of John that matches his pretty boy looks". Hall said one Italian fan sat on the web site for over an hour the other day. "I'm giving serious thought to starting the Italian section of our fan club if this keeps up" said Hall "I'll have a talk to Liz Pollock about changing her name to Liz Pollonie or something like that". Hall said he'd been to Italy once including a fleeting visit to Palermo. "We were going to send Charlie there to toughen him up but the big girl left for pansy Perth" said Hall "and I don't think Charlie was the image we were looking for as Italians have more style than him". Hall said Rovers would look to photoshop John Cao's photo to pretty him up a bit.