Hall Stressed

Zephyr Chairman George Nash said this morning that Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall must be suffering from stress after his after match comments yesterday. "I must say I'm worried he'll do a Mallard so we'll be offering him a few hours recreational leave" said Nash "he need to kick back and forget about football for a couple of hours". Nash said Rovers didn't currently have an employee referral programme and it was a major concern that the club had had a vacancy for a Swedish Masseuse for some months. "We're thinking a blonde support team member (pictured) would work wonders" said Nash "a half time rub would probably cause a few second half revivals". Zephyr Manager Hall could not be reached for comment but there were strong rumours circulating he might be taking a couple of hours off at the Thistle Hotel on Thursday afternoon.