13 October 2007

Cao Complains

Zephyr Rovers Striker come utility players John Cao complained bitterly this afternoon that despite him being a good looking guy, the media kept using a dodgy old photo of him that wasn't flattering. "I prepared to pose for a reasonable fee" said Cao from his usual Saturday morning beauty therapy session "I mean with all this fuss about Beckham visiting Wellington I want to show we have a few fashion icons here but all I get is this grainy photo". Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall said Cao shouldn't be to concerned he wasn't being compared to Beckham. "I couldn't possibly comment on appearances" said Hall "but John is probably the quicker on his feet than Beckham". Hall said no one in their right mind would want to be hitched to Posh either. "Posh would be a handful I'd imagine" said Hall.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

No he looks exactly like that - unlike my Charlie who always looks good.

Anonymous said...

Ciao John...che foto ti hanno messo? Meglio che la cambi sei molto più carino di persona!
Un saluto a tutta la squadra di football!

Anonymous said...

Ciao John...ma che foto ti hanno messo?Sei molto più carino di persona!Un saluto a tutta la squadra di football allora!

Zephyr Rovers FC said...

Aye what??

Anonymous said...

Hello!
John will translate to you the meaning of these words...he knows the italian language!
bye bye

Anonymous said...

Lo so che sono piu carino - devo convincere il CT a cambiarlo. Ma chi mi scrive da Oderzo?

Anonymous said...

Translation - what kind of photo is that? Better you change it - you're much better looking in person. Hi to all the team!

Anonymous said...

hi John! I am your cousin Salwa (Selua)...
How are you?

Anonymous said...

Che sorpresa. Mandami un messaggio al mio indirizzo di lavoro. jcao@linz.govt.nz