04 June 2007

Nash In Charge

Zephyr Chairman George Nash confirmed today that he would be taking the helm for the third fourth play-off against the G Shots at the Shed of Dreams on Wednesday. "I've been working out the tactics using beer bottles for goals" said Nash "and I've discovered I'm quite good between the sticks". Nash said he understood Hall would be attending an important business meeting at some swanky restaurant. "I know he's got an eye to next season" said Nash "but we've got to secure third place now as our benchmark for next season". Nash predicted Rovers would be too good for the G Shots. "We'll be fired up after that penalty shoot out loss" said Nash "and we don't think G Shots have the firepower to stay with us"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nash can never be accused of losing his bottle as a manager.

Anonymous said...

Notice how they always empty though.

Anonymous said...

Nash would miss the goal even from that range