22 June 2007

Half Time Entertainment

Zephyr Rovers Chairman George Nash (pictured) today bemoaned the lack of half time entertainment at the Shed of Dreams. "We think Wellington Indoor Sports could be doing more to provide the crowds with entertainment at half time during our matches" said Nash "we think there is thirty seconds there that could be utilised by say scantily clad cheerleaders, a move bound to attract more punters to the venue". Rovers appear to be one of the few indoor teams that regularly attract a spectator. "We're leading the league in this area and perhaps we should just get on and organise something" said Nash "I'm thinking of doing some ball juggling as unlike outdoor, the indoor game has the novelty that the ball not to go above waist height". Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall said that whilst Nash juggling a ball might have a market appeal he'd heard that Nash had a comedy routine with a floppy hat that was "something else".

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

George panting is entertainment enough.

Anonymous said...

If George could do a hat trick on the field as well as he can off the field. Rovers would have won Div 3.

Anonymous said...

Twice voted man most likely to puncture the roof