29 June 2007

Don't Dream It's Over

Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall (pictured) revealed this afternoon he was ecstatic that Zephyr Rovers had achieved their vision of being the best team in Wellington by the 30 June 2030. "Yesterday we were promoted to Division 1 and today we were defaulted to by the defending champions to give us the three points and put us on top of Division 1 for at least three days" exclaimed Hall "apparently the champs are on a piss trip to Brisbane all week and the game couldn't be rearranged". Hall said he was elated to meet the vision of the club in just over a year since it was formed, and some twenty-three years ahead of schedule. "I know some will say we have climbed the mountain and should quit whilst we are ahead" said Hall "but I feel we should conduct one of those touchy feely management visioning exercises and with a bit of hand holding and a hug or two we should be able to come up with a new challenge". Hall said he had considering writing a book on achieving visions by fast track, but had been given legal advice that suggested the book could be mistaken as promoting hallucinogens. "I'm going to celebrate with a few quiets down the Thistle" said Hall.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Top work coach. You've recruited the right players, and shown confidence in your core five.

Anonymous said...

What's the next vision for the club? Fifa World Club Champs?

Zephyr Rovers FC said...

Galactic champions by 30 June 2100