Jimmy Five Bellies

Jimmy Five Bellies went to the head of Division 1 today with an ominous 20 - 2 thrashing of Infinity. "I don't know the make up of the Infinity line up these days" said Rovers Manager Steve Hall (pictured) "but they used to be a very strong side and it is hard to see how anyone put twenty goals past them". Rovers have never scored twenty goals in a game and statisticians might have to look over a few seasons results to find a time when this has happened in any league. "It looks disturbingly like these Five Bellies guys are pretty useful" said Hall "and we're only about three weeks away from playing them". Hall confirmed he was unavailable for the Five Bellies match and identifying a keeper for the match might have to be a priority. "I'm doing a management exam that day so I'll have to be thinking of the longer term future" said Hall "and I'll be hoping the team does better than Infinity". Rovers currently sit fourth after winning the opening match by default.