23 July 2007

Boxall Out Injured

Steve Boxall (pictured) announced this morning he was out for four weeks with an injury. "We're not sure how the lad picked up the injury but it is probably something like slipping over whilst filming a TV commercial" said Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall "he probably put the make-up on a bit thick and got a bit unbalanced". Hall said Boxall had managed a few Rovers appearances recently and had appeared to be just finding his form. "We've still got Ben out, Eddie away and myself standing down this week" said Hall "we'll be hoping Nigel Burn stays with the club and even then we might be looking at making a new signing". Hall said players of Division 1 quality were always welcome to contact the club and would be considered for a trial. "We're always on the look out for a Ronaldinho but we'll settle for a player with a good track record" said Hall.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chopper could handle the opposition by himself - just set him lose and watch them fly.

Anonymous said...

Chopper isn't just a blunt instrument - he's a blunt instrument with skill.

Anonymous said...

Reports coming in from Hollywood suggest Boxall is in fact auditioning for a film.

Anonymous said...

My Charlie tried out for Hollywood - he took a dive and broke his face.