18 May 2007

Rich and Famous?

"When the going gets tough, the tough go on holiday" said Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall on the news that Steve Boxall would be missing both the matches for Zephyr Rovers next week. "Steve is either swanning around in front of cameras or cruising around the islands" said Hall "I think he is the first squad member to acquire a professional footballers lifestyle whilst hardly ever actually playing football". Hall said that despite the injury to Ben White and Boxall's unavailability, Rovers had a strong looking team going into Monday's game against Liverpool Kiss. "I know the other Liverpool have a big match against Milan next week" said Hall "and hopefully there will only be one Liverpool team winning next week and they won't be called Kiss". Hall said coincidentally he once played for a team called Kiss himself "I played a season many years ago for Knox Invincible Super Stars" said Hall " also known as KISS United".

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Stevie B can afford some track suits for the team.

Anonymous said...

Boxall should buy the Rovers a corporate helicopter so they can get to the games without being mobbed by fans.