Zephyr FC Marketing Manager Heather Fernandes (pictured) proposed today that Zephyr Rovers change their name to Celtic for the match against Rothenbury Rangers. "I think we could sell a few tickets to the local Scots community for a Celtic versus Rangers match" said Fernandes "and I've heard their is a team in town that is wearing the Celtic hoops, so we could borrow the shirts for a day". Chairman George Nash said it was a stupid idea. "There is no way on Earth that anyone is getting me into a Celtic uniform" said Nash "I mean to say I even feel uncomfortable when I'm in the same stadium as a Celtic shirt". Nash said it was bad enough that the opposition was called Rangers, but it would be ten time worse if Rovers changed to Celtic.28 April 2007
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Zephyr FC Marketing Manager Heather Fernandes (pictured) proposed today that Zephyr Rovers change their name to Celtic for the match against Rothenbury Rangers. "I think we could sell a few tickets to the local Scots community for a Celtic versus Rangers match" said Fernandes "and I've heard their is a team in town that is wearing the Celtic hoops, so we could borrow the shirts for a day". Chairman George Nash said it was a stupid idea. "There is no way on Earth that anyone is getting me into a Celtic uniform" said Nash "I mean to say I even feel uncomfortable when I'm in the same stadium as a Celtic shirt". Nash said it was bad enough that the opposition was called Rangers, but it would be ten time worse if Rovers changed to Celtic.
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