14 April 2007

Director Loses Way

Zephyr FC Director of Football Nikki File said today that she didn't feel she was directing much football lately and wondered if she was the forgotten women of Rovers football. "Nikki shouldn't be too worried" said Rovers Chairman George Nash "the Director of Football at any club generally does nothing". Nash said the club had to have a Director Of Football because it sounded like the sort of position a forward thinking club should have. Nash was pressed to explain the duties might perform in the role. "I think Nikki could buy the Chairman and Manager a beer now and then" said Nash "I understand the position entails making sure the Chairman and Manager get on okay.

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