24 April 2007

Hussey Staying Put

Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall said today he'd heard nothing of a possible transfer of Eddie Hussey to the Phoenix FC. "I imagine the marketing boys over at Phoenix thought they'd hire Eddie in some capacity to bring in more female punters" said Hall "he's been consistently popular with Internet blog viewers ever since he did that topless photo a while back, and we regularly get Irish viewers to our web site". Hall said he'd be putting a transfer fee on Hussey that Phoenix were likely to baulk at. "The lads going nowhere as far as I'm concerned" said Hall "in fact we'd be happy to buy another Hussey or two if we could get our hands on them". Hall said with a holiday tomorrow he might get out and about looking for a Hussey or two but not until the Champions League had finsihed on the tele.

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