Glasgow Kiss

Zephyr Rovers Chairman George Nash expressed grave concerns today about the entry of a new team in Division 3 called Liverpool Kiss. According to the Urban Dictionary a Liverpool Kiss is an English term for a form of physical attack where the victim is hit on the forehead by the attacker's head, also known as a headbutt. "I'm concerned that a team is allowed to have that name and be in this league" said Nash (pictured) "because it is clear to me that the headbutt originates from Glasgow and should correctly be called the Glasgow kiss". Nash said only Scotsmen knew the correct way to deliver the kiss, and he took umbrage that Liverpool had managed to get themselves associated with the term. "I'll be talking to the manager of the Liverpool Kiss team when we play them about the insensitivity of the name" said Nash "and hopefully they'll see the light before I have to give a demonstration".