Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall admitted today that he was looking at software called Barn door to help some of his players hit the target more frequently. "We've brought in a
KPI that says that players should hit the target at least 50% of the time that they are in a shooting position"said Hall "and unfortunately a review of the last game suggests George (pictured) is hitting the roof 75% of the time". Hall said the software simulated a barn door w
ith a goal post drawn the bar door. "It works a bit like the
Wii where you kick the hell out of a ball and you see on screen whether or not it hits the barn door"said Hall "I got a bit bored with it when I hit the door a thousand times in a row but it should be good for George". Hall said he'd looked into alleged security concerns with the software but was satisfied there was no back door in barn door. "It's a safe as my goalkeeping" said Hall.
Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall admitted today that he was looking at software called Barn door to help some of his players hit the target more frequently. "We've brought in a KPI that says that players should hit the target at least 50% of the time that they are in a shooting position"said Hall "and unfortunately a review of the last game suggests George (pictured) is hitting the roof 75% of the time". Hall said the software simulated a barn door w
ith a goal post drawn the bar door. "It works a bit like the Wii where you kick the hell out of a ball and you see on screen whether or not it hits the barn door"said Hall "I got a bit bored with it when I hit the door a thousand times in a row but it should be good for George". Hall said he'd looked into alleged security concerns with the software but was satisfied there was no back door in barn door. "It's a safe as my goalkeeping" said Hall.
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George couldn't hit a barn door with a bus . .
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