Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall made an audacious move to sign superstar Wayne Rooney from Manchester United. "Well I figured we were now in the dizzy heights of Division 3 so we'd benefit from a quality striker" said Hall "but it turned out we were a few million short of Wayne's weekly salary, not to mention that Manchester United wanted something called a transfer fee". Hall said they'd have to soldier on will Col in a striking role with John Cao and Hall himself providing back up. "George fancies himself as Archie Gemmill right now after his four goals in the last game" said Hall "so it maybe if he keeps this up he might be adding value to the team". An unconfirmed source said Nash had suggested that he was the star of the team and would continue to put his money where his mouth was.
16 March 2007
Hall Fails To Sign Rooney
Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall made an audacious move to sign superstar Wayne Rooney from Manchester United. "Well I figured we were now in the dizzy heights of Division 3 so we'd benefit from a quality striker" said Hall "but it turned out we were a few million short of Wayne's weekly salary, not to mention that Manchester United wanted something called a transfer fee". Hall said they'd have to soldier on will Col in a striking role with John Cao and Hall himself providing back up. "George fancies himself as Archie Gemmill right now after his four goals in the last game" said Hall "so it maybe if he keeps this up he might be adding value to the team". An unconfirmed source said Nash had suggested that he was the star of the team and would continue to put his money where his mouth was.
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I don't think Rooney would fit in.
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