Selection Crisis

Zephyr Rovers almost fell off the rails today when intense discussions occurred over the method of selecting the team for each match. Chairman Nash said he had a new and improved selection method over that previously used successfully by the club. "I came up with a formula that seemed fairer to me" said Nash "and I suggest it is an improvement on the exisiting method where Manager Hall selects the team". Hall (pictured) said the proof of the existing selection method was in the two trophies that were already in the trophy cabinet. "Why mess with success" said Hall " we've had three successful seasons using the present selection method and it wins trophies". Hall said there were rumours that Rovers were destined for Divison 5 this season and Hall commented that he hoped he retained the confidence of his Chairman to manage the club as he saw fit.