09 November 2007

White In

After intense negotiations at the Occidental this afternoon Ben White has confirmed his long awaited come back math will be against Harpshooters at the Shed of Dreams. "Ben is still a little uncertain about playing with his groin" said Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall "but let's face it you have to take a punt on your groin coming through sometimes". White was put through his paces running to the bar and came through with flying colours. "I wouldn't exactly say he was trying to bribe me for a spot in the team" said Hall "but he did seem to show a turn of speed running to the bar that hasn't been seen in the pub since Smith ran for the exit when it was his last round". Hall said White would be eased into the team and he wouldn't be looking at a full game first up. "We'll see if he can get his leg over the ball first" said Hall "it could be months before he gets his leg over anything else".

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I doubt White will be very sprightly with his dodgy groin