Hussey Out

Eddie Hussey declared himself unavailable for the match against Harpshooters next Wednesday saying he was having trouble with his facial hair. Many will remember the hysteria caused amongst local women when Hussey getting his chest shaved for charity and whilst this isn't expected to have quite the same impact, local nurses hostels have been warned to heighten security. "Eddie will do anything for charity" said Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall "and whilst most people would settle for growing a mo to raise money for prostrate cancer research, Eddie will probably go overboard again and get something else shaved as well". Hall said the team fully supported Eddie's fund raising and had advised Wellington Indoor Sports to put in extra seating in case the nursing fraternity turned up in large numbers. "He's a nurse magnet" said Hall.