Testimonial for Chopper

Zephyr Chairman George Nash says retired Rover Colin "Chopper" McIntosh (pictured) will be granted a testimonial match by the Rovers club. "It's conditional on Glasgow Rovers wanting to come over for a five aside match" said Nash "we're not just playing any old club". Nash said he'd written to Rangers from his hotmail account but had yet to have Rangers confirm they would be taking up the offer. "If Rangers don't deliver then we'll probably have a whip around when Charlie Smith is here" said Nash "and we're not expecting that to raise quite the same amount of money". Nash said it was uncertain if Rovers could drag McIntosh out of retirement for his testimonial. "I heard he seized up and is currently confined to his desk" said Nash "but we'll get him a zimmer frame if need be".