Rovers Too Talented

Zephyr Rovers demolished the Astronomically Talented team today at the Shed of Dreams. "We gave away a silly goal early on and I was wondering if the guys were tuned in" said Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall "but we went on with it from there and it was clear there was only one talented team on the pitch and it wasn't them". Hall said the highlight of the game was a bit of wizardry from George Nash (pictured) to set up a goal for John Cao. "George was voted four seasons in a row the player least likely to do something tricky" said Hall "but I guess watching Roberts and Cantwell gave him the idea to do a back heal". Hall said it was little wonder the opposition was fooled completely by the move. "I think even they'd figured out George doesn't play the tricky stuff" said hall "so really they had every other option covered but that one". Hall said it was too soon to say whether the move was a one of freakish event. "I'm sure George has been working on that on the training ground" said Hall "so we'll be expecting a bicycle kick next week". Not to be outdone Matty Cantwell chipped the keeper whilst keeping the ball under the regulation height as Rovers romped away to a big win.

Final: Rovers 13 Astronomically Talented 4