Chopper For Charity

In what Zephyr club Chairman this afternoon described as a "stunning act of charity", Colin 'Chopper' McIntosh has donated the proceeds of his testimonial to charity. "The club is not able to disclose exactly how much is involved because of the privacy act" said Chairman George Nash "but let's say it was at least as much as we expect Charlie Smith to be shouting when he is over here in April". McIntosh declined to comment saying he liked to keep financial matters to himself but said he never believed he would benefit himself from his testimonial and he was happy to do what he could to help those less fortunate than himself.

In other news, title contenders Haydens suffered a surprising defeat at the hands of Rovers next opponents Don Logan FC. "It's a big upset as Haydens won their first two games by miles" said Nash "so we really are up for a big match next Wednesday".