08 February 2008

Hijack Hits Rovers Manager

Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall was scheduled to fly to Christchurch this evening on a weekend visit to look at football talent in South Canterbury. "I've organised a game on a back lawn near Winchester in South Canterbury" said Hall "but news has just come through that a mad women has stabbed a pilot and Christchurch airport is in disarray". Hall said he didn't expect to pick up any new players from the trip but it was a good opportunity to get out of Wellington. "I"m scheduled to go down on a late flight but it might be even later now as the airport is closed due to a bomb threat" said Hall "I'm sure this women is just trying to get in the news by holding up the manager of a football team". Hall said he had yet to be rung for comment from the major networks. "I'm sure Larry King will be trying to get through" said Hall "but otherwise I'll be trying to sneak through Christchurch without being hassled by the media". Hall said as his sister owned JAM TV he would most likely be providing comment to her about his "Intrepid Journey".

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