Smith Disappears

Zephyr Rovers Australian Scout Charlie Smith had not been heard from since his adopted Perth side lost their third game in a row against Wellington Phoenix. "He seems to not be supporting his local crew which is understandable" said Hall "when he surfaces he'll probably crap on about how well Pompey are going even though we suspect he has gone over to the Scum". Smith was thought to have been converted to the dark side of the Saints by Chris Riddle's brother. "He might have gone missing because the Perth Pompey fan club found out he'd worn that Saints shirt for a day" said Hall "I suspect foul play, which is the sort of play you expect to see from a Pompey side now I think about it".