Under The Kosh

Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall said Zephyr Rovers would be under the kosh tomorrow against mystery opponents at the Shed of Dreams. "We seem to have most of our players away either injured, ill or needing to be elsewhere" said Hall "so we might have to draft in a new player or two for this match". Hall said being under the kosh wasn't quite as bad as being under the knife. "George has a date with the surgeon this week and wouldn't you know all the newspaper has reported on all week is minor surgery that has gone wrong" said Hall "so whilst we'll be feeling the heat on the pitch poor old George will also be at the sharp end of a result". Hall said Rovers would certainly be competitive. "We'll be relying on Mystery Matt to show up" said Hall "and then it is just a matter of the five selcted players not getting injured until after full time".