Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall confirmed the much anticipated return of former star player Ben White had been delayed further after he'd injured some other part of his body. "Ben hasn't played a full game now for quite some time and we think he must have taken up yoga or something and it is stuffing his body" said Rovers Manager Steve Hall "he used to be our key player and made the other seven squad members look like dwarfs, but now he is showing signs of old age". Hall said Rovers were missing Whites ability to hit hard shots into the net from distance. "Ben used to get over half way and let loose"
saiid Hall "no disrespect to the current squad but they seem to want to dribble it into the net all the time". Hall blamed the influence of Cristiano
Ronaldo for all the dribbling that has been going on. "I've watched
Ron
aldo play so often recently I'm even doing step overs in my goalkeeping area" said Hall "the boys need to study tapes of Peter
Lorimer, even if he was from Scotland".
Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall confirmed the much anticipated return of former star player Ben White had been delayed further after he'd injured some other part of his body. "Ben hasn't played a full game now for quite some time and we think he must have taken up yoga or something and it is stuffing his body" said Rovers Manager Steve Hall "he used to be our key player and made the other seven squad members look like dwarfs, but now he is showing signs of old age". Hall said Rovers were missing Whites ability to hit hard shots into the net from distance. "Ben used to get over half way and let loose" saiid Hall "no disrespect to the current squad but they seem to want to dribble it into the net all the time". Hall blamed the influence of Cristiano Ronaldo for all the dribbling that has been going on. "I've watched Ron
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