Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall (pictured) today advised the entire Rovers squad to lie low for twenty four hours to ensure that there were no mishaps to the squad resulting from Black Friday bad luck. "We don't want to see Pete Roberts twisting his neck to match is stuffed knees" said Hall "and George needs to be careful he doesn't over extend his delicate bits or he'll never make a come back". Hall said a bit of reverse psychology was needed on these sort of days. "The obvious way to ward of any bad karma is to go to the Black Harp and have a beer or three" said Hall "let's face it you're never going to have bad luck in an Irish pub on a black Friday, what are the chances of that?". No points have yet been entered in yet in the Division 1 League table apart from those for paying fees on time. "I suppose you could say that is bad luck" said Hall "we were outside of the top four before we'd even played a game".
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13 June 2008
Black Friday
Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall (pictured) today advised the entire Rovers squad to lie low for twenty four hours to ensure that there were no mishaps to the squad resulting from Black Friday bad luck. "We don't want to see Pete Roberts twisting his neck to match is stuffed knees" said Hall "and George needs to be careful he doesn't over extend his delicate bits or he'll never make a come back". Hall said a bit of reverse psychology was needed on these sort of days. "The obvious way to ward of any bad karma is to go to the Black Harp and have a beer or three" said Hall "let's face it you're never going to have bad luck in an Irish pub on a black Friday, what are the chances of that?". No points have yet been entered in yet in the Division 1 League table apart from those for paying fees on time. "I suppose you could say that is bad luck" said Hall "we were outside of the top four before we'd even played a game".
13 April 2007
Black Friday
Zephyr Rovers Manager Steve Hall today suggested his players lie low and stay away from black cats. "I'm not superstitious at all" said Hall "but there's no point tempting fate so I'll be asking the team to follow a number of good luck rituals today to ward off the possible consequences of the day". Hall said with the next game approaching against Datacom, he didn't want Ben White to bend over a black cat and become Ben Black. "You never know where this could lead" said Hall "I don't want to get a call on Saturday morning to say that Eddie has become Eddie Pussy" "We have to be sensible about this sort of thing" said Hall "so I've asked the boys to avoid broom sticks and guys called Freddie".
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